Put Kurt on every Cav Daily Love Connection. Rename it, "Kurt Connection."
In previous years, the Cav Daily Love Connection has set up various U.Va students with each other. Instead, all of these dates should involve Kurt and a random U.Va student (as demonstrated here: http://www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2013/01/love-connection-opposites-dont-attract). The Love Connection column should be renamed "Kurt Connection."
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